Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Raymond vs. Raymond

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Usher is back baby! He didn't really blow us Usher fans away with his last album, even though it had a few good songs here and there. We all know we are used to playing an Usher album all the way through,and just rocking. "Daddy's Home (Hey Daddy)" has been tearing up the charts, and his video vibes were back as well. I told everyone once he left that crazy wife of his everything would be alright.

Now March 30, 2010, he's dropping his 6th album, and I can't wait to hear it. A few of his tracks have been leaking, and I'm like what I'm hearing. So all you Usher fans, and even if you're not give this album a try. Go support!

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Lil Wayne skipped jail again

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So, Mr. Carter, has been saved yet again. First, it was the grill in his mouth that kept him from the pin. Now, the court he was suppose to be sentenced to jail set fire today. Well, I think GOD is trying to tell us something. Maybe, it's just not his time to go to jail. Is all this a coincidence? I think not. Everything happens for a reason. It's either GOD or Lil Twist had a gasoline can and some matches, I'm just sayin. Well, Wayne more time to keep them inspirational tweets coming. Follow him @liltunechi.

Back to Just Blogging

Well since I have found good ol wordpress.com, that's where i've been posting my new stories. I will be using this blog to just do my regular blogging once again. I miss it, and I have a lot to say, and I be trying to say it in 140 characters on twitter..yea uh fail. So, Joniesha is back..Aowwwwwww!

Sunday, January 17, 2010

WHAT WOMEN WANT - LADYBOT STYLE

Joniesha leaned against the wall, as music blasted through the speakers. Colorful lights flashed around the room. She was at "Sapphire" one of the hottest clubs in New York. Men glanced at her as they passed, but she paid them no mind. She knew it was just the dress anyways. She damn near had her breast on the damn platter. She wore:

As another man passed, and ran into a woman trying to get a better glance at her breast, she started to move. She made her way across the room, like a cat on the prowl. Her walk was confident, as her hips moved seductively. Her victim glanced up, as she approached. He smiled his 100 watt smile at her. Joniesha raised an eyebrow, and held out her hand. He glanced at her hand, as his henchmen around him watched. His eyes moved to her breasts, as he stood up. He grabbed hold of her hand, as she made her way to the dance floor. As "Lick" by Joi began to play, Joniesha took charge,and started to grind the hell out of Micheal Ealy. That was his name. Gorgeous eyes that changed colors depending on his mood. They were hazel green at the moment. He was known for his charming ways, huge personality, and a even bigger dick. He used these traits to woo girls between the age 16-25 to work for his strip club, and to fuck his buddies. Joniesha had been one of his victims before, when she was forced into his world. But we will get to that story later. Joniesha felt Micheal's hands clasp onto her hips, in which caused her hips to stop moving.

Joniesha glanced over her shoulder at him. His eyes have grew an even deeper green, like a murky swamp.

"Maybe we should go somewhere." Micheal's voice came out thick, it was heavy with lust.

Joniesha straightened up, and grabbed his hand. She didn't turn around as she made her way to the club bathroom. She pushed the ladies room door open, and let go of Micheal's hand. She shoved on each door to make sure they were alone, then walked over to the door to lock it.

"This wasn't exactly what I had in mind."

Joniesha let a smile creep over her lips, as she planted her hands on Micheal's chest and gave him a shove. He flew back a couple feet, banging against the counter.

"I see you like it rough,baby, rough is my middle name."

Joniesha slid her body against his, and leaned into him. Micheal groaned.

"Yea, I know you like it rough, your specialty is teenage girls. You love roughing them up. Don't you, Ealy?"

Micheal went still, and stared down into Joniesha's hazel eyes. His eyes widened,as recognition exploded from his eyes.

"Joniesha?"

Joniesha smiled, as she slid her knife from her panties. "Ding..ding..ding...why ladies and gentlemen i think he has it." And quicker than lightening she sliced Micheal from the top of his dick to the top of his head. She watched as he split in half, and slid to the ground. She jumped back before he could hit her shoes, she grunted in disgust as a speck of blood landed on her shoe anyway. She made her way over to the paper towel dispenser, and yanked two pieces out. She scrubbed at her shoe. When the blood was gone, she swiped the paper towels once over her knife. She then tossed them on the remaining parts of Micheal. She then took out her own personal finger duster,from her right breast, and dusted away anywhere she had touched. When she was done, she slid it back in place, and unlocked the bathroom door. She walked out whistling without a backwards glance.

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Detective Maurice Brown stared at the sliced body on the ladies room floor. He sighed, and glanced over at his partner, Detective Justin Timberlake.

"This is the third body this month, and we still have no leads." Detective Brown said, as police men moved around him taking pictures.

"It seems he's going after drug dealers. They all have other businesses on the sides, but they are drug dealers all the same." Detective Timberlake said.

"We got to find this killer soon, the boss isn't liking this."

Timberlake nodded, as Brown sighed, and walked out of the room.

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"Your bitch ass found another one didn't you?!" Natasha yelled.

"Sssssh, keep your voice down!" Tiffany said.

Joniesha just smiled.

"See! She thinks this shit is funny! I can't belive she killed another without bringing us!"

Tiffany growled. "Heffa! You are at my job!"

Natasha glanced around, a few people were staring at her through Tiffany's open office door. She jumped at them, and they ran away.

Tiffany shook her head. "See..this is how you are gonna get me fired."

Tiffany, Natasha, and Joniesha had been best friends for the last 5 years. They meet at New York University, they had been roommates up until the time they graduated. Tiffany was a psychologist, anyone who had issues in New York came to her. She was the most well known psychologist in the area.

Tiffany stood up, and walked over to close, and lock her door. "Joniesha, you could get caught doing this shit."

Joniesha shook her head. "Bitch, I'm the best there is. I can't get caught. Besides the niggas I'm killing are the ones who ruined my childhood. I don't have to go into details on what I went through from the age of five all the way to eighteen..when I escaped, and went to college."

"I know, but you're still messing with dangerous men!"

"I can take them. I just wanted to keep you updated. I told Sabrina, and she asked if I fried his ass."

Natasha rolled her eyes. "This girl writes for a living, owns the biggest magazine company in the world, and she consistently thinks about burning shit down. Bitch is mental."

Joniesha smiled. "I'll have to bring her along one of these days."

"No!" Tiffany yelled. "You can't!"

Joniesha narrowed her eyes. "Why not."

"Sabrina is a successful, young woman. She has a clean record, you can't fuck that up for her."

Joniesha stood up. "So now I fuck up people's lives?"

Tiffany stood up as well. "I didn't say that!"

Before Joniesha could open her mouth, a knock came to Tiffany's door. Tiffany yelled. "Yes!"

Ariel peeked her head in. "Your next client is here."

Ariel was Tiffany's partner, she took care of all the setting appointments, and paperwork. Tiffany sighed. "Okay, I'll be there in a minute."

Ariel glanced at Natasha and Joniesha, and frowned.

"What the fuck you looking at?!" Natasha yelled. Ariel flipped Natasha off, then closed the door.

"Oh fuck naw! That bitch got me twisted!" Natasha said, heading for the door.

Joniesha slid in front of the door. "She's not even worth it. Calm down."

Natasha rolled her eyes, and said, "You're right. Well..we about to head out. Tell Keon we said hi."

Tiffany nodded, as she gathered paperwork together. As Joniesha and Natasha exited the building.

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Chicki handed lil Jerome a cherry lollipop. "See? That wasn't so bad, was it?"

Jerome shook his head no, as Chicki turned to Jerome's mother. "Bring him back in a month, he'll need his second you-know-what then."

Jerome's mother nodded, and grabbed her son's hand. "Thanks Dr. Ugbaja"

"You are very welcome." As her last patients for the day left the room, Brittany a.k.a Britbrat entered the room.

"Chicki! What do you think of this outfit?!"

Brittbrat wore:

"It's amazing!"

"I know! I just got done posing in this. They gonna have me on the front of Maxim for the July Issue!"

Chicki smiled. "We knew they would ask you. You are the hottest model in the game."

"Girl, they better know it! So what's up?! We hanging out tonight?"

Chicki laughed. "Uh Oh, Trey must have left town."

Brittbrat sighed, and sat down on the tissue paper covered table. "Yes, he's going on tour with Jay-Z."

"Whoa! That's big!"

"I know...but you know how I get when he leaves me!"

Chicki walked out the room, with Brittbrat on her heels. "I know, but you are extremely busy as well right now..so you'll barely miss him."

"Yea, until I get home, and want some good lovin..then what?"

"Get a vibrator."

"Chicki!" Brittbrat yelled, laughing in surprise.

"What? I'm just saying." Chicki grabbed her purse, and waved to the few employees still running around the building. As they walked outside, the moon greeted them as they made their way across the parking lot.

"So...was that a no? You don't want to hang out?" Brittbrat said, with a pout forming on her face, she was always use to getting her way. Chicki sighed.

"Fine."

"Yes! Let me call Krys. She just finished up a song for Usher. She should be free tonight. Oh! and you heard about Joniesha right?"

Chicki stuck her key into her car keyhole. "What?"

"She found another."

Chicki sighed. "I don't know how she does it."

"She's skilled..that's why."

"No..I don't get how she can just....kill people."

"They're evil men anyways so who cares."

"It's still a sin. She's going to Hell for this."

"Alright, Virgin Mary."

Chicki shook her head, with a small smile. "I'll follow you. Lead the way."

Brittbrat had parked right next to Chicki, she hopped into her car. When she started her car, "Say Ahh" bumped through her speakers. She sung along, as Chicki smiled, and trailed her.

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"You got me another artist set up already?! Who?" Krys paced the room, with her cell phone in between her ear and her neck. "Alicia Keys! I've always wanted to write for her, when did you set up the meeting?"

Krys glanced up, as she heard a knock at her door. She rushed over to the door, and opened it. She put a finger to her lips as Brittbrat and Chicki walked into her apartment.

"So I got two days to relax then? Okay! Tell her I'll be ready!" Krys hung up, and let out a scream. Chicki jumped, and Brittbrat stared at Krys like she was crazy.

"I get to write for Alicia Keys!"

Chicki smiled, and gave Krys a hug.

"Oh, I meet her at Diddy's party, she's a sweetheart." Brittbrat said.

Krys rolled her eyes. "Celebration is defintely in order! Let's hit up Club New York. I wonder if Brittbee is free."

Krys dials Brittbee's number, just as a knock came to her door. Chicki walked over to open it, and Brittbee stood there.

"You calling me, Krys?"

Krys laughed, and hung up her cell. "Heffa! Guess what?! I get to write for Alicia Keys!"

Brittbee smiled. "Wonderful..so we going out or what. I need a drink."

"Hard day?" Chicki asked.

"Being on S.W.A.T. Team is not always just excitment. The guy we tried to stop from blowing himself up today...well...succeeded."

"Damn." Brittbrat said.

"Yea. So I need lots and lots of liquor..that's some disturbing shit to see."

"Imma call Joniesha, Tiffany, and Natasha." Brittbrat said.

Brittbee narrowed her eyes. "Speaking of Joniesha, she's staying out of trouble, right?"

Brittbrat and Chicki exchanged glances.

"Ugh..don't tell me." Brittbee said. "It's hard enough working for the law already, now I got a bestie breaking the law every week. Imma get fired I know it."

"No one's gonna find out, and plus you're not apart of her activities..so don't worry about it." Brittbrat said.

Brittbee shot Britbrat the sideeye, then made her way for the front door. "I bet Natasha is gonna jump into this shit with her any second, she's always up for action. I just hope they don't get caught by the police.....or much worst."

Everyone made eye contact, and shivered. They weren't even gonna go there.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Epilogue: The Final Chapter

*10 years later*

Natasha stared at herself in the mirror. Her reflection blinked back at her. She was glad her figure had went back to normal. She slid her hands over her flat stomach, and smiled. She reached for her teal bracelet and necklace, and slid them on.

"Perfect." She said. She wore:

She glanced up when she felt a presence in the room. Brandon had a shoulder leaning against the threshold. He was smiling at her. Natasha smiled back.

"Is your sister here yet?" Natasha asked.

Brandon nodded. "Yes, she's putting the twins to sleep now."

Natasha nodded at Brandon's reflection. Brandon laughed. "You in here examining your body huh? Having two at once only 9 months ago got you worried?"

Natasha rolled her eyes. "I wasn't worried."

Brandon smirked, and walked towards her. He wrapped his arms around her waist, and leaned in to kiss the back of her neck. She shivered, and closed her eyes. 10 years together, 5 of those 10 being married to each other, and she still shivered when he touched her. Brandon let her go, when his cell started to ring.

"That's probably, Miles, telling us to hurry up. You know how Jemi is with everything having to work all according to plan and shit."

Natasha laughed, as Brandon jogged over to his phone.

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Jemi was staring up at her work, she had decorated the house to celebrate the New Year. She had invited all of her close friends over. She glanced back at Miles, as he walked into the living room with the cell phone to his ear.

"Are they on their way yet?!" Jemi asked. Miles smiled, and hung up with Brandon.

He leaned in and kissed Jemi's forehead. "They will be, now stop worrying."

Jemi sighed. "Yea, yea. I just want this to be perfect."

"Everything always turns out perfect when you plan it."

Jemi smiled. "You have to say that...your my husband."

"Mmm." Miles pressed his lips to hers. "Of 3 years, who woulda thought."

Jemi smiled against his lips. "Yea..we surprised the heck out of everyone."

Miles laughed. "Oh, and by the way, you look extra sexy today."

She wore:

"You're just saying that because I let go of the preppy pink and yellow outfits."

Miles just smirked, and walked away. Jemi yelled after him. "Call Tiffany!"

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Tiffany put her hands on her hips, and stared down at her four children. 10, 8, 6, and 4 years of age.

"Now you be sure to listen to your auntie while me and daddy are gone."

"Am I in charge, Mom?" Shane asked, he was the oldest.

"You just make sure everyone else behaves. Make sure Julius stays out of the kitchen, I just sprayed in there."

Julius(6) glanced up, and cringed into Kayla's(8) arm. Tiana(4) started laughing.

Tiffany frowned. "Tiana, what I tell you about laughing at your brother!"

Tiana stopped laughing immediately. "Sorry, mommy, but how can a big kid be scared of ants?"

Keon walked into the living room. "Enough, Tiana. Now, you do as your mother says and be good for your aunt. We come back, and anything is broken or out of place in this house, ya'll will be waking up to an ass whoopin is that clear?"

They all nodded their heads violently, as Tiffany's sister walked into the room.

"Oh, look at my sis, looking all sexy."

Tiffany wore:

Tiffany smiled. "Why,thank you."

Keon snorted. "It's about damn time...I haven't seen her floss any cleavage since she had Kayla."

Tiffany shoved Keon. "Nigga you've been married to me for 9 damn years, you've seen everything I got...plenty of times."

"Ewwwwww" Kayla said, covering her ears. "Too much info."

"What's so nasty about it?" Tiana asked.

Kayla rolled her eyes. "You're too young to know."

Shane laughed. Kayla snapped her head in his direction. "What you laughing at?"

"You...acting like you're grown."

"I am grown..almost."

Shane laughed harder, as Julius started to giggle. Kaykla narrowed her eyes, then got an evil smile on her face. Then she hopped off the couch, screaming.

"I think there's ants on me! Get them off!!!" Kayla yelled, brushing at herself. Julius screamed, and hopped off the couch. He started running, and was crying uncontrollably. He wasn't looking where he was going, and ran into the wall.

Kayla laughed, and fell on the floor. Tiffany glanced over at her sister. "Uh yea..have fun."

She rushed Keon out the door, as her cell started to ring.

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Chicki stood in front of her mirror, as she brought her maroon hat down on her head. She smiled, and spun around. She wore:

Alex was sitting on the bed, putting on his shoes.

"I believe I have the sexiest wife in the world." He said. Chicki giggled, and blushed.

"Ugh, 5 years together, and you still make me blush."

Alex stood up, and walked over to Chicki. He placed his hands on her hips, and moved his pelvic right up against her. He leaned down to her ear.

"Because I got it like that." He whispered in her ear. Chicki laughed, and turned around to hug him.

"You're silly, you know that?"

Alex smiled. "Which is why you married me."

Chicki scrunched her face up in thought."Hmm..that's very true."

Alex laughed, just as Chicki's cell started to ring. "UH oh..Jemi wake up call..we better get a move on." Alex said, as Chick went to grab her purse. Alex grabbed her hand, as she answered her cell.

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Vivie slid her earrings on. Then took a step back to admire herself. She wore:

"Vivie, you still got it." She said to herself.

"Mommy?"

Vivie turned around to see her youngest of her two kids sitting on her bed.

"Yes, Ashlin?"

"Do you always talk to yourself?"

Vivie laughed. "Yes...it's a grown up thing."

Ashlin shook her head. "Johnathan talks to himself..and he's 9. I'm 7..will it start when I'm 9? What will my friends think?"

John laughed, as he walked into his bedroom. He lifted Ashlin up, and spun her in his arms. "It's just a Vivie thing, Johnathan got it from her. You're more like me..so you're fine."

"Thank GOD!" Ashlin said. Vivie smiled.

"Is Maurice coming over?" Johnathan asked, as he walked into the room.

John nodded. "Yep, he should be here any minute."

Maurice was Ashlin and Johnathan's step brother.

"Hello! Anyone home?!"

"There goes Ariel." Vivie said, as the kids rushed out of the room. Maurice had a key to the house. Maurice was 12 years old now. John closed the door, and locked it. He walked over to Vivie. He nudged her against the wall, and pressed his body against hers. Vivie's breathing kicked up a notch. John lowered his lips to her neck, then moved them up ther lips. He took her bottom lip in between his teeth, and tugged. Vivie sighed. John smiled, and let her lip go.

"We have to leave...you know how Jemi gets." Vivie said.

John sighed. "I know."

"And we haven't got together like this since Kevin and Monic's wedding 2 years ago."

John kissed Vivie's forehead, and moved away. "I know...I just wanted get you excited before we left..so when we got back....."

Vivie shook her head, and rolled her eyes. "I can't stand you some times." She said with a smile. They both glanced up when they heard a knock.

"Open up! It's the police!"

Vivie rolled her eyes, and walked over to the door. She pulled it open, and stared at Robert. Robert smiled, as Ariel stood behind him.

"Sorry, you know Robert always gotta be extra." Ariel said. Robert laughed, and put his hand around Ariel. Robert and Ariel married 4 years ago. They had met 8 years ago at Hawaii Pacific. Robert was extremely gorgeous...he had a beautiful voice as well. Vivie had heard him sing with his male group. They were gonna blow up someday soon foreal. Vivie glanced over at Ariel. She wore:

Vivie narrowed her eyes, then glanced up into Ariel's eyes. Ariel smiled, and shook her head once. Vivie's eyes brightend...Ariel was pregnant..she knew it. She had the flared at shirt..and the comfy shoes. Vivie took ahold of John's hand, as Ariel's phone started to ring.

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Monic crossed and uncrossed her legs, while watching her husband sing their one year old daughter to sleep. His voice still made her body go all types of outta wack. When he as done, he slowly back out of the room, and closed the door. He smiled down at Monic, and brushed his lips against hers.

"You keep looking like that, Imma rethink us going to this party." Kevin said. "Especially with this outfit on."

She wore:

"You know how I feel about you in vests...oh shit..and the red pumps!" Kevin said, pressing his lips to Monic's neck.

Monic laughed. "Yea, that's why I wear them." Monic turned, and pressed Kevin into the wall. She pressed her body against his, and smiled. Kevin's eyes lite up with desire. They heard someone clear their throat behind them. Monic moved away from Kevin, and turned around to face her mother.

"See, ya'll gonna end up with another one in a minute if you keep at it. Give each other some space." Monic's mother said.

Kevin smiled, and walked over to his mother-in-law. He placed a kiss on her forehead. "Don't act like you wouldn't love another one."

Monic's mother sniffed. "I didn't say that i'd mind. I'm glad someone game along to make my Momo happy..she needed this. Thank you so much Kevin for being the one."

Kevin smiled. "It was my pleasure."

Monic's cell phone rang. "Oh shit..I mean shoot..time to go. Jemi's calling." Monic kissed her mom on her cheek. "Bye, mom."

They walked out the door, as Jemi picked up.
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Vann sighed, as he glanced around his empty bedroom. Joniesha always loved to play these hiding games. He heard a giggle, and glanced up. Joniesha was sitting indian style on the ceiling.

"You think after 10 years of marriage, that I'd get use to you being on the ceiling."

Joniesha laughed, and stood up. She bent her knees, and pushed. She floated down upside down. She floated down until her face was right in front of Vann's. She smiled, and pressed her lips to his. Vann put his hands on her face, and tugged. Joniesha flipped and her feet landed on the ground. She sighed as Vann's tongue slid into her mouth. She ran her fingers down his back.

"Ooooooooooh! Mom and Dad are kissing again!"

"I don't even know why adults do that."

Joniesha smiled against Vann's lips, and turned around to face her two children. Veronica, her youngest of 8, and Joshua, her oldest of 9, who were crawling of the walls of her and Vann's room. Since the liquid that had been injected in her had changed her DNA..this had caused her children to get quite a bit of her powers as well. It worried Vann and Joniesha at first...but both of their children had agreed to keep their powers to themselves.

Joniesha raised both of her hands, and her children moved off the wall, and hung in the air.

"Hey!" They both yelled.

"I want ya'll to listen to your grandmother...Behave yourselves...you understand?" Joniesha said seriously.

"Yes ma'am." They both said together. Joniesha dropped them gently back on the ground, as the doorbell rang. Vann smiled, and went to go answer it. Joniesha walked into her closet, and pulled out the outfit she had chose to wear tonight. She had just slid on her shoes, when Vann entered. She wore:


"Whoa." Vann said. Joniesha smiled, and tossed her hair over her shoulder, she swayed her hips as she walked over to her husband of 10 years. She wrapped her arms around his shoulders when she reached him. She moved her lips to his ear, and slid her tongue over it. Vann shivered, Joniesha smiled then whispered. "I still got it."

Vann laughed, and pushed her back. "You're too seductive for your own good."

Joniesha shrugged. "Good thing you're married too me then huh? You can have me whenever you want."

Joniesha's cell started to ring. Vann sighed. "Except now..come on."

Joniesha reached her hand out, and her purse and cell phone flew into her hands. Vann tugged her arm, and they headed for the door.

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"Trey! You better be putting on the blue hat...we have to coordinate!" Brittbrat yelled from the bathroom. She was curling her hair, as Trey yelled back. "Yea, I am."

Brittbrat set her curling iron down, and fluffed her hair. She stared at herself in the mirror. "One word...glamorous." Brittbrat said to herself. She wore:

"Mommy! Mommy! I wanna go too!!" Brittbrat turned around, and glanced down at her 6 year old daughter, Tricia. She had on a princess crown, with some glitter on her eyelids, and gloss on her lips. Brittbrat smiled, she reminded her some much of herself when she was younger. She lifted Tricia up on the counter.

"It's a grown-up party sweetheart..remember?"

Tricia pouted. "I wanna see my aunties..Auntie Joniesha said she'd take me to California one day to go to Disneyland. When are we doing that?"

Trey walked into the bathroom. "What New York isn't good enough for you?" He reached over, and started tickling his daughter.

"I love New York, Daddy." Tricia said, hopping off the counter to get out of reach. "Joniesha lives here too, but she was born in California...I want to know what the place is like."

"Well she isn't heading out there until June..so you got minute sweets." Brittbrat said.

Tricia sighed.

"You're gonna have fun with Uncle Forrest."

"Is he here?" Tricia asked.

"Yep..he's in the living room." Trey said. ran off.

Brittbrat started putting on her accessories. "I love my daughter, but let me tell you, I am glad I had only one."

"Yes..because this house can barely hold one of you."

Brittbrat threw a brush at Trey as he ran out the bathroom laughing. Brittbrat rolled her eyes, as she heard Trey's cell rang.

"Jemi..Jemi..Jemi..always in a rush...fashionably late is the way to go."

"Stop talking to yourself, and let's go." Trey said, hanging up his cell.

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Krys took one more glance at herself. She wore:

She straightened her jacket, then went off looking for her husband. Her husband of 7 years. Her husband who was sitting in his game room..jacking off to porn. Krys growled, and grabbed a basketball that was sitting on the desk closest to the door, and threw it. It hit Frank on the side of the head.

"Really, Frank?! We have a party to go to..and you're sitting here jerking off to porn. I don't understand why you watch this shit. You act like I don't give you enough sex!"

Frank stood up, while quickly zipping up his pants. "You give me plenty of sex! I just like watching them for ideas. I think you should watch them too...there good fore keeping sparks in a marriage."

Krys threw her hands in the air. "Oh, so now we need a fucking spark in a marriage." Krys turned, and stalked out of the room. Frank came running after her.

"That's not what I meant!" Frank yelled, in frustration. "You always flip my words, damnit!"

Krys walked into the kitchen. "I didn't flip shit, you said those exact words."

Krys opened the fridge, but Frank slapped his hand against it..causing it to close back. Krys turned around, as Frank trapped her against the fridge.

"Does it really bother you that I watch porn?"

Krys narrowed her eyes. "Yes...it does. Now I know why we haven't reproduced! All your fucking sperm gets spit out into your hand!"

Frank stared at her, and then started laughing. Krys pushed him to get him to move, but he wouldn't. "I'm sorry...I'm sorry babe." He said, putting his hands up in surrender. "That was funny, you have to admit."

Krys just stared at him. "Frank....I want kids...its been 7 years..and I still haven't gotten pregnant..what's up with that?"

Frank stopped laughing, and sighed. "I know you want kids, when we get back from this party tonight, we will be serious about this, and start Operation Get My Wifey Knocked the Fuck Up."

Krys shook her head, and smiled. "You're impossible."

Frank leaned in to kiss her lips. "But you love me though."

Krys spoke against her lips. "Sad...but true."

Frank bit down on her bottom lip..Krys gasped in surprise. Then punched Frank in the stomach. "Asshole."

Frank smiled, and moved in again. He licked her bottom lip. "You know you like it rough."

Krys rolled her eyes, as Franks hands moved into her pants. "I like your outfit by the way."

He dipped a finger into her, Krys automatically arched her back. "Frank..we can't..."

Her words trailed off, as Frank brought his lips to her neck. Krys moaned when she felt something vibrate against her. Frank cursed, and grabbed his phone.

"Hello...yea we're coming."

Frank hung up, and glanced down at Krys. "I love you."

"I love you too..now let's get out of here." Krys said, heading to the door.

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Brittbee roamed around her room looking for her other shoe. She had on:

"Najja! Have you seen my other satin platform?!" Brittbee yelled.

"No!" Najja yelled back.

Brittbee growled to herself, and continued her search.

"I found it Mommy."

Brittbee turned around, and saw Brianna, her 7 year old daughter, standing in the doorway with her other shoe. Brittbee sighed, and walked over to her, as Nakia, her 6 year old daughter walked up behind her sister.

"Thank you Bri." Brittbee said, grabbing her shoe.

"Your welcome." Briana said.

"You look pretty mama." Nakia said.

"Thanks, love. Where's you're cousin at?"

"She just got here."

"Good." Brittbee walked over to her purse, and pulled out $20..and handed it to Briana. "Go hand this to her..tell her its for pizza tonight."

"Yessssss!" Both of her daughter's said, while taking off to go find Najja's cousin. Najja walked into the room.

"Hello, gorgeous."

Brittbee smiled. "Hey big daddy."

Najja laughed. "8 years of marriage..and that never gets old."

Brittbee chuckled to herself, while grabbing her purse. "8 years with a sexy ass man...GOD has blessed me, indeed."

"Praise GOD." Najja said, with a smirk on his face. Brittbee's purse started to vibrate.

"Uh Oh, when'd you buy a vibrator?" Najja said.

Brittbee rolled her eyes, and answered her cell. "Hello...hey Miles...i know Jemi got you calling everyone to make sure we're on our way..we leaving now..okay..bye."

When Brittbee turned around, Najja was right there in her space. Najja placed his hands on her hips. Brittbee moved out of his reach. "Now don't you start..I don't feel like hearing Jemi's mouth if we're late...Come on nympho."

Najja threw his head back and laughed, as Brittbee grabbed his hand.

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Sabrina sat her desk with her reading glasses low on her nose. She was typing up the finishing touches of her column for her magazine.

"Sabrina..I hope you're dressed already while you're in their working."

Sabrina sighed. "I am Dre..now calm down."

Dre appeared in the doorway. He glanced over Sabrina's outfit. She wore:

Dre smiled. "Nice."

Sabrina didn't glance away from the screen. "I told you I was dressed."

Dre nodded, as he glanced behind him, and saw his 6 year old daughter, Pheonix, chasing their 5 year old son, Kenneth, with a lighter. Pheonix tripped and the open lighter went flying through the air. Dre ran and dove for the lighter. He caught it and slammed into the dining room table.

"Uh Oh." Pheonix said.

Dre just laid against the table. "Somebody just kill me now."

Sabrina walked out of her office smiling. Just as her brother ran into the room.

"Sorry, Dre. I don't know how they got that lighter."

Dre sighed. "Great..watch us come back to our house burned down."

Sabrina went over to help Dre up. Dre groaned on his way up. "The house is gonna be fine."

"Who knew fire loving..and clumsiness was a gene." Dre said.

Sabrina smiled, and shrugged. "Well that why it pays that I have the top sell magazine then huh...I can buy us another house."

Dre sighed. "That's not the point."

Sabrina's cell started to ring. "Oh..time to go." Sabrina answered her cell..as her and Dre kissed their kids bye.

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2 hours later at Jemi's house.

"Natasha, you look great! You don't even look like you pushed out two twins!" Brittbrat said.

Natasha smiled.

"Brandon's ass probably wears her ass out, that's why she has no fat left over." Joniesha said.

Natasha rolled her eyes. "Well isn't that a husband's job?"

Chicki laughed. "Isn't it crazy we're all married..most of ya'll got kids. We are all successful...its a beautiful thing."

"I agree..we are all happy." Jemi said.

"I'm glad you, and Miles worked out. I thought the nigga forgot how to work his penis, for a minute. But ya'll have a 2 year old child..so he's doing something right." Tiffany said.

Everyone laughed.

"Now don't you get on my Milesy bear now." Jemi said.

"I'm just glad we haven't had anymore drama since back then...everything's been peaceful....Normal."

"Except for Joniesha." Everyone glanced at Joniesha, she had had the ice cubes from her cup floating around her head. "She'll never keep it normal around here." Tiffany continued. "Gotta love her flare."

Joniesha smiled, and dropped her ice back into her cups.

John ran into the room. "It's the countdown."

Everyone ran into the main room, where they had a huge window to watch the ball drop from afar.

10...9...8...7...6...5...4..3..2..1...HAPPY NEW YEAR! Everyone yelled, as they kissed their spouses.

Joniesha lifted her glass. "To the Ladybots."

Everyone followed suit. "To the Ladybots."

"And to SBU." Monic said.

"To SBU." Everyone repeated. And sippped from their glasses, as fireworks blasted in the air.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Chapter 59: Part 3/3: Look Love In The Face

*3 hours later*

"Where the fuck is she?!" Tiffany yelled while pacing the room, she had a huge bag of doritos in her hand. "It's been 3 hours, and we haven't heard from her."

Tiffany stuffed some more Doritos in her mouth, as Sabrina hopped off the couch as the phone rang. Sabrina ran over to the phone, and yanked it off the hook.

"Hello?.....yes....WHAT?!...is she-" Sabrina started pacing with the phone, everyone watching her. Sabrina hung up the phone, and stared at the floor.

"What?! What happened?!" Vivie yelled.

"Natasha...got hit...by a truck." Sabrina said. Everyone gasped, Tiffany covered her mouth, and ran out of the room. Keon followed after her.

"Is she okay?" John asked.

"She's in critical condition." Sabrina said, then snapped her head in Brandon's direction as he walked into the living room.

"This is all your fucking fault!" Sabrina yelled, reaching for her lighter in her pocket. Brandon stared at her.

"What are you talking about?"

Chicki walked slowly over to Brandon. "Natasha has been hit by a truck."

Brandon's eyes widened in shock. "What?"

"She's in critical condition."

"It's all your fucking fault..You didn't have to say those words to her. What the fuck is Lauren here for anyway?!" Sabrina continued yelling.

Brandon dropped to his knees. "She was here to help me with Natasha at first..then she came up with the idea to make her jealous..then Natasha pissed Lauren off with threatening her...which caused her to run off at the mouth. Then Natasha lashed out, and all I saw was my best friend that I always protected being hurt...I said....things...I didn't mean..GOD...we have to go see her."

Dre grabbed Sabrina's hand before she did something stupid, and headed to the front door.The others followed behind him.

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"GOD...don't move the bed so fast...you're a fucking nurse, aren't you suppose to know how to handle your patients!"

Natasha glared at the older woman in front of her. The woman apologized, and moved the bed slower up, so that she could see the tv. She sighed, and winced from the pain in her ribs..she had broke 3 of them bitches. Along with her right leg, and left leg, the internal bleeding hadn't stopped yet, but other than that she was glad to be alive.

"You gonna need anything else, ma'am?"

Natasha changed the channel with the remote, and shook her head. "No...thank you though."

The nurse nodded, and left the room.

She was so stupid for running into the street like that without thinking. She hadn't realized until now how much of an effect Brandon had on her, and that she really did love him. Her heart had broke when he said those words on the beach, that was what that weird numb feeling had been. Her body had shut down against the emotional pain. She glanced up when she heard her door open. All of her Ladybots came walking in first.

"Does it hurt?" Brittbrat asked.

"Not too bad...i'm highly sedated." Natasha said.

"The doctor told us everything. GOD Tash! What were you thinking?!" Chicki yelled, walking closer to Natasha's bed.

"I wasn't. That was the problem." Natasha said.

The Ladybots nodded, and sighed. "We're glad you're okay though." Tiffany said.

Natasha nodded. "Yea...that would a bitch ass way to go. At least let me die in battle or some shit..but gettin hit by a punk ass car..that's a no go."

The Ladybots laughed despite the situation.

"What would we do without you, Natasha?" Krys said, shaking her head with a smile on her face.

The door opened and Monic and Jemi walked in. Jemi winced when she saw Natasha's arm and leg cast.

"The doctor's said they won't release her for another two days." Monic said.

The boys came walking in next. "Wow, Natasha, you look a mess." John said. Vivie punched John in the arm.

"Yea, well I got hit by a big ass truck, what's your excuse?"

Everyone in the room laughed. John smiled.

Natasha glanced around the room, and her eyes froze on Brandon. He was leaning against the wall watching her. She saw pain, regret, and love in his eyes. She narrowed hers. She glanced away, she couldn't see love, he had threw her out of his life like a sack of shit. Everyone felt the tension in the room. Miles cleared his throat.

"Uh, anyone hungry?"

Everyone murmured a yes, and headed out the door. Natasha rolled her eyes, and glanced up at the tv. She felt Brandon's presence, it overwhelmed her. She felt him walking slowly closer to her bed. Natasha closed her eyes. She heard Brandon sigh.

"I'm sorry."

She heard him whisper. Natasha frowned, and opened her eyes. "For what?" She spat out with sarcasm dripping from each word. She glared into his brown eyes.

"For inviting Lauren up to the house, for trying to make you jealous, for saying words I didn't mean."

Natasha rolled her eyes. "Why did you invite her here?"

"Lauren is my best friend, she has been for 15 years. I called her after that night you told me to get the fuck out of your life. I was devastated that I was in this alone. That I was suffering from unrequited love, I called her to vent. She asked to come see me..and I agreed. It was her idea to see if you cared by making you jealous. It worked too well. Lauren got out of character when you threatened her..she doesn't like being punk'd. So she said shit...I knew from your temper that you'd lash out. I didn't move fast enough to block your move. When I glanced, and saw my best friend laid out. I had a flash back when one of ex-boyfriends laid her ass out on the kitchen floor to die. I don't know why that came up in my mind, but it did, and I saw red. I didn't realize until the words were out, and you was running what I had did."

Natasha stared at him. Brandon stared back. Natasha watched as his hand moved to her face. Her face had a few cuts and bruises on it. He slid his finger down a small cut on her cheek. Natasha's breath hitched.

"What are your feelings concerning me, Natasha? You can tell me you don't love me, and I'll leave you alone I promise...or you could just tell me to get the fuck out of your life because of the words I've spoken to you. I just want to know...honestly."

Natasha moved her eyes away from his, and glanced at the wall ahead. "I've been hurt extremely bad in my life...I haven't told many people the story of my ex...but I told you. You know damn near everything there is to know about me, yet you still turned your back on me because of another female. I understand she is your best friend, and I know she is important to you...but....what you said...how you said it...It was so final...I don't know if I can trust your feelings for me. I don't know if I can trust my feelings for you."

Brandon stared at Natasha's face, as she stared at the wall. He removed his hand, and stood up. "I understand."

Natasha glanced over, as Brandon made his way to the door. Natasha sighed. "But..." Brandon froze with his hand on the door. "I'm willing to give this thing a chance if you are."

Brandon turned around, a huge smile spread across his face. Natasha laughed, as Brandon ran back over to her. He wrapped his arms around her, Natasha ignored the pain of her wrapped ribs, and hugged him back She felt wetness on her shoulder.

"You're such a pussy."

She felt Brandon's body chuckled as he laughed. Natasha turned her head to kiss his cheek, and sighed. Brandon turned his head, and sighed as well. His breath brushed over her face. Natasha saw the intensity of his eyes. Natasha smiled, as the last bricks of the wall she'd been holding up around her heart fell away. She finally was able to look love in the face, and feel it take over her mind, body, and soul.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Chapter 58: Part 2: Look Love In The Face

The Ladybots were kickin it in the living room watching The Boondocks. It was their girl time..the fellas were somewhere in the back. They each had either a bowl of chips or popcorn.

"Ya'll need to quiet that laughing down in here." Miles said, as he walked into the living room, heading into the kitchen.

"Miles, shut up, damn!" Brittbrat yelled, throwing popcorn at him.

Miles laughed, and entered the kitchen, right as the doorbell rang. All the females didn't move. Miles sighed.

"Don't everyone move at once." Miles said, as he walked to the door. He opened it, and one of the most beautiful woman he has ever seen stood there.

"Uh hi."

She smiled, and he noticed she had two dimples. Miles smiled, as his eyes moved over her body. She wore:

"Hi, umm is Brandon here?"

Natasha's head snapped to the front door, she couldn't see who was speaking because Miles blocked her view, but she glared anyway. The others glanced in Miles's direction as well.

"Yea he's in the jacuzzi room, come on in." Miles backed up, as this female walked in. The Ladybots stared at her. She turned in their direction.

"Hello." She said, with a huge smile. Everyone except Natasha smiled back.

"Hello, what's your name?" Brittbrat asked.

"Lauren."

"Hello, Lauren. I'm Brittany..but most call me Britbrat, and these are my Ladybots. Sabrina, Krystal with a k, Brittany but most call her Brittbee, Ariel, Chicki, Joniesha, Tiffany, Vivie, Ariel,and Natasha."

As Brittbrat pointed out each girl, Lauren smiled at each girl, but her eyes froze on Natasha when her name was said. Natasha glared daggers at this skank looking bitch. Lauren smiled, and then turned back towards Miles.

"So where's this jacuzzi room?"

"I'll show you..come with me?" Miles turned, and walked towards the hallway, with Lauren on his heels. Natasha growled.

"Who the fuck is that?!"

"I don't know, but her boots were mad dope." Brittbrat said.

"Fuck her boots...you see that skanktified outfit she had on, who the hell is she? And why is she here?"

The ladybots stared at Natasha. Natasha narrowed her eyes. "What?"

"Why do you care that she's here?" Sabrina asked.

"Yea, you don't care about Brandon right?" Brittbrat asked.

"He can see whomever he wants...since he isn't taken right?" Tiffany asked.

Natasha glanced away from the group. "I was just wondering, I don't care if he's seeing anyone."

"Mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmm." Tiffany, Sabrina, and Brittbrat said at the same time.

Natasha glanced back at the tv. "Let's finish watching the show."

Everyone giggled, and turned back to the tv. Natasha glanced at the hallway in the corner of her eye. She sighed to herself, and glanced back at the tv.

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"She's cute." Lauren said, walking around the jacuzzi that Brandon was sitting in.

Brandon sighed, and closed his eyes.

"She's controlling your ass, i've never seen you like this before."

"I've never felt like this before, I'm in love with this girl Ren."

Lauren smiled. "I know, I heard it in your voice when you called me last night. So, what you gonna do?"

"I don't know what to do...I've done everything."

"Not everything." Lauren said, in a devious voice. Brandon opened his eyes, as Lauren smiled down at him.

"What do you have in mind?"

Lauren clapped, and walked over to him to start her planning.
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*Next day...2p.m.*

Natasha had stayed home yet again, while the others had went to the beach. Brandon had went this time as well with that bitch..not that she cared. She was very comfortable in her warm lounge around the house clothes:

She was wrapped up in a blanket, watching the first terminator, when she heard the front door open. Natasha turned around, and saw Lauren walking cheerfully into the room, wearing:

She stopped walking when she saw Natasha. "Oh, Hey. Natasha right?"

Natasha just raised an eyebrow, and nodded.

"I'm Lauren, a...uh...friend of Brandon's. They had sent me back to get some snacks. Why don't you come down, and join us. We are having a ball."

Natasha rolled her eyes, and turned back around towards the tv. She heard Lauren moving around in the kitchen. She heard "I Can Transform Ya" by Chris Brown play through out the room.

"Hello?...I'm coming Brandon, damn.....What? I'm not gonna get sunburned..what ever..only if you rub it on me."

Natasha listened to her voice fade away, as she headed toward the door. When she heard the door closed, she stood up, and ran to her room. She'd show that bitch.

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Tiffany leaned against Keon on a blanket, she stared up into the sky. The sky was free of clouds today. Hawaii's weather was weird, one day it was freezing, and the next it was perfect weather. Nights were the worst nowadays though, so they enjoyed the warm days. Tiffany wore:

She sighed as Keon's fingers brushed over forehead, and into her hair.

"Where's Lauren with them snacks?" Keon asked. "I'm starved."

"Speaking of Lauren" Miles said. "Where'd you find a woman like that. She's gorgeous."

Brandon smiled, as he shifted his position from his back, to leaning on his forearm."I've known her for years, since we were kids actually."

"So you two serious?" Brittbrat asked, frowning as she sat between Trey's legs. Her back was against his chest. She wore:

As Brandon opened his mouth, Lauren showed up. "Back!" She said, as she dropped the snacks in the middle of the circle all of them had created with their blankets.

Kevin grabbed for a bag of chips, and tossed one back to Monic. He took one for himself, and returned back to the blanket him and Monic were sharing.

"You look beautiful...and relaxed..finally." Kevin said softly to Monic. Monic smiled, and glanced down at her outfit. She wore:

"They talked me into wearing this...I normally don't show this much of my body."

Kevin smiled. "Naw I like it." He shifted to lay on his back, and stare up at the sky. Monic laid next to him.

"You better today?"

"I'm getting there, me and Elizabeth may not have known each other for a minute, but I did care about her. I wanna thank you for helping me get through this though."

Monic shook her head. "It was no problem, you helped me out as well."

Brittbee was carrying back some chips and sodas back to the blanket she was sharing with Najja. She wore:

Najja watched her intensely, Brittbee smiled, and plopped down on the blanket. Najja took a bag of chips, and threw an arm over Brittbee. As he turned to look at Lauren.

"So how long you staying, Lauren?"

Lauren smiled, as she bounced back over to the blanket Brandon was sitting on. "I don't know...as long as Brandon needs me."

Joniesha narrowed her eyes. She wore:

"Needs you?" Joniesha said.

Lauren glanced at her, and smiled. "Yea...he is my bestest friend in the world..he needs my company."

Joniesha glanced around. "Your company? What...was he lonely?"

Vann brought his arm around Joniesha's waist, and pulled her against him. Joniesha relaxed her stiff posture she had been holding, but still glared at Brandon and Lauren.

Krys sniffed. "Yea, Brandon, you lonely in a house full of people?" She wore:

"Kinda moving fast there aren't you, buddy?" Vivie said. She wore:

Lauren opened her mouth to speak.

"No one's speaking to you, Lau-ren." Sabrina broke her name up slowly. She wore:

Lauren snapped her mouth shut, and glanced at Brandon with a confused look.

"Don't worry, Lauren. You're just suffering from a Bot attack. They won't hurt you." John said.

"The hell we won't" Chicki said, she wore:

Everyone glanced at Chicki..she was rarely violent. Chicki narrowed her eyes. "I don't know what's going on here, but something is fishy about this female."

"Hey ya'll."

Everyone glanced up to see, Natasha walking towards them, her hair flowed in the wind, her skin glowed in the sun. She wore:

"Tash!" Brittbrat yelled. "Bitch you working that pink."

Natasha smiled, and laid down the blanket she had brought with her. "I know, and to think it gets better." Natasha said, while sliding off her shoes, and the pants, and shirt she had on. She hadn't walked over in just the bathing suit, because she wanted to make an impression, and she defintely did. All the males eyes were on her, as the pink bathing suit shined in the sun. Natasha didn't even glance at Brandon as she laid on her back, and took in the sun.

Tiffany smiled to herself, and nudged Keon. Keon moved his eyes away from Natasha and smiled down at Tiffany.

"Oh! So you did decide to come?!" Lauren said.

Natasha kept her eyes on the sky. "Someone please tell miss peppy to not talk to me..thanks."

"Excuse me...I don't like this mistreatment i've been getting..i've done nothing but been nice to you!"

Natasha sat up. "Are you yelling at me?" Natasha said calmly.

"Yes...I am."

"Well I advise you to stop before you end up on your ass."

Lauren smiled, and crossed her arms. "Girl please. You're nothing but a weak bitch. Not even capable of love. That's pathetic."

Natasha saw red, and stood up. Lauren raised, an eyebrow and smiled. "Knock me on my ass if you must, but at least Imma die happy someday with a MAN..and a FAMILY. Thanks for leaving Brandon free...he's better off with a beautiful..loving..caring woman like me."

Natasha moved so quickly, that Lauren didn't know what hit her. Lauren was on her back, with a bloody nose. Everyone jumped up, and Brandon jumped in between Natasha and Lauren's body.

"What the fuck, Natasha!" Brandon yelled.

"You told her about me?! What you thought that shit was cute!" Natasha yelled back.

"She's my best friend, I tell her everything. You didn't have to fuckin hit her."

"I can hit anyone I please."

"You know what Natasha. You are too much of a bitter bitch for me. Fuck you. I'm done." Brandon said, as he turned around, and leaned on the ground to inspect Lauren. Natasha was frozen to her spot, she felt some weird, prickling in her eyes. She then felt herself running. She was running extremely fast, as she felt moisture against her cheeks. She didn't know where she was going, but she didn't care. She didn't feel anything...her body felt numb. She wasn't looking where she was going, as she ran into the middle of a street..she heard screeching wheels. Natasha glanced up, and was barely able to scream, before she felt excruciating pain, then nothing.