Monday, October 26, 2009

Chapter 1 : Allow us to re-introduce ourselves

Autumn,the time where all the leaves turn orange,yellow or brown. The time where the weather cools down. The time when fall semester starts for Songbook University. New students roamed around excited about starting a new chapter in their lives. While returning students rushed to welcome back their friends they haven't seen all summer. In the St. Pyramid door, Joniesha walked into room 218, and as soon as the door opened she heard a shriek.

"Jonie!!" Her best friend Tiffany came rushing to her to wrap her in a bear hug.

"I've missed u heffa!" Tiffany said,while hugging Joniesha tight.

"I missed u too skank..now let me go so I can get unpacked. These bags are heavy,you know."

"Oh, my bad." Tiffany helped Joniesha bring her bags to her room. "Guess what?"

Joniesha glanced up from her just opened suitcase. "What?"

"Me and Boss man did it!" Tiffany said with excitement.

Joniesha raised a brow. "What?! How'd you do that?!"

Tiffany brushed her shoulder. "Heffa you know I got skills."

Joniesha laughed, as she heard their front door slammed.

"Heffaskanks!!" Natasha shrieked.

"Tash don't come in here using my word without copyrighting it first. I believe you owe me money." Tiffany held her hand out.

Natasha slapped it away. "Bitch please..I'm the one who made that word popular around school."

Joniesha continued to put her clothes away, as Tiffany and Natasha went back and forth as they always did.


While right down the hall, Sabrina was in her room, neatly setting up all her pencils, papers, and everything else that seemed out of order in line. She jumped as she heard someone yell her name. She shook her head with a tiny smile.

"Brina! Bring your ass out here to see your bestie! You're ass better not be blogging again."

Sabrina walked out her room and saw her roommate,Brittany (but most called her Brittbrat), dressed in a tight rocawear dress, with rocawear pumps..and gold accessories hanging and jingling. Sabrina could only think one word..glamorous. She smiled as BrittBrat spun around.

"Girl give it to me!"

Sabrina laughed. "You look nice."

Britt grabbed her chest and her eyes widened in horror. "Nice!! Brina! This outfit is spectacular! We have to broaden your vocabulary girl!"

Sabrina laughed to herself, thinking how much more broader of a vocabulary can you get with as being a writer. Sabrina's outward response was the roll of her eyes.

"Britt must we do this every day?"

Britt just laughed, and walked over to hug Sabrina. Sabrina hugged her briefly then moved..she hated being all cuddy buddy with anyone. Britt knew the routine so she moved.

"So! See any new hot tamales walking around campus?"

Sabrina frowned. "Uh no. I wasn't really looking."

It was Britt's turn to roll her eyes. "Brina..Brina..Brina..how do expect to get a man with this attitude?"

Sabrina shrugged. "Easy...I don't."

Britt was getting ready to respond as Keisha walked through the door.

"Hey ya'll!!!"

Britt and Sabrina turned around to great Keisha, but when they actually looked her no words formed. They stared at their friend.

"What?!" Keisha said with a frown.

"Um..what's with the mini teeny weeny skirt?" Britt asked.

"I don't know what you mean." Keisha said, while continuing to walk to her room. Britt questioned no further, and Keisha was glad because she wasn't up for the third degree.

In the same dorm, but one floor up, Darryl was in his room playing his keyboard. He hummed the tune to himself as he let the music that flowed from his keyboard swarm around him. He jumped when he heard a voice behind him.

"Nigga I hate when you do that. It's so creepy." Brandon faked a shiver.

Darryl shrugged and gave a low. "Wassup?"

"Nothing much..I got with one of the Devil Twins this summer."

Darryl showed small interest when he asked, "Which one?"

"Tiffany..ol gurl can put it on ya! Let me tell you. I thought she was all talk, but I was wrong. Now I see why she calls herself the Baddest Bitch."

Darryl had slightly had contact with Tiffany one day in the library, when she had asked if he had the notes for history. He never heard from her again.

"Well good for you man."

Brandon stared at Darryl for a minute, then asked. "When's the last time you got some D?"

Darryl hesitated. "Uh..last night."

"Nigga know he lying." Brandon and Darryl turned to the door just as Keon walked in.

Darryl glared at this new kid. "Who are you?"

Keon held up one finger to put Darryl on hold, and then he walked to his room to drop off his bags then returned to Darryl's doorway.

"I'm Keon,and I can tell you didn't get no ass last night."

"How can you tell that?!" Darryl asked getting more pissed every second.

Keon pulled out his wallet, and took out a Magnum. He glanced at Brandon. Brandon took out his wallet, and pulled out a Magnum. They both glanced at Darryl. Darryl had no choice but to pull out his wallet, as he opened it a gnat flew out.

Brandon and Keon fell out laughing. Darryl walked over to his door, and slammed in their faces. He heard them laugh harder.

"We gonna get along just fine kid." Brandon said to Keon..as Darryl went back to the only thing he felt he could be totally himself around..his music.



*AND THE CONCLUDES MY FIRST CHAPTER...TELL ME WHAT U THINK!

9 comments:

  1. JONIE, THIS IS TOO CUTE. I FEEL LIKE IM IN HIGH SCHOOL READING V.C. ANDREWS AGAIN, LOL. I CAN'T WAIT TIL THE NEXT INSTALLENT!!



    LUV YA GIRL!

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  2. LMAO!!!! This is too funny!! I wanna see more!

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  3. BISHHHH! U betta be consistent! I swear this finna be so bomb OMG! Dont eff up the flow Jonie...I hate when authors forget the scenery and shit be all bad omg! LOVE ITTTT!

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  4. Joni!!!! This is soooo good! You know I told you that you have writting skills!! I LOVE It and can't wait to read more! The conversation is realistic and flows extremely well! My sis is a beast with the pen lowkey,lol!

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  5. This Is So Good! I Love It And Can't Wait To Read More!

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  6. HAHAHA!! omg i LOVE IT!!!! soo funny!

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  7. #shoutouts to me for being a skank/hooker/tramp whatever you call it!..LMAO..love it tho! keep it goin!!

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  8. Great intro, Brina's a bit antisocial but I still accept her lol I'm mad Keon straight read Darryl from the giddy, this should be interesting to see how they get along hehehe...

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