Sabrina strolled into Troy's class first. She had heard about this teacher so many times. She wondered what this class really was gonna be about. What more could this man teach them about life. Sabrina sat down right smack in the middle of the room, just as Dre walked in. Sabrina glanced up and smiled.
"Hi." Sabrina said. Dre stared at her for a minute then gave her a small nod. Sabrina watched him take a seat on the other side of the room. "what was his problem?" She thought to herself..as Darryl came in.
Hey Darryl!" Sabrina said with a huge smile on her face. Darryl's lite up with her. Sabrina stood up to give a big bear hug.
"I've missed you bestie!" Sabrina said, as her braces shined. She saw in her peripheral vision Dre watching them.
"I've missed you too! Who you rooming with?"
"Keisha and Brittbrat"
At that moment Britt took that moment to grace the room with her presence.
"Uh oh I think I hear BrittBrat being talked about."
Darryl shook his head. "Damn still the same ol Britt huh?"
"Uh yea! A diva never changes unless it's for the better."
Darryl rolled his eyes as Keisha walked in with a extra skin tight red dress...it was even tighter than Britt's babyphat jean dress.
"Keisha! What happened?!"
Keisha sighed. "Nothing happened..I just changed how I dress. No big deal."
Keisha set her stuff next to brina's things and sat down. As Joniesha walked in with her partner in crime Tiffany.
"I hope this teacher is ready..cuz I don't play nice!" Joniesha proclaimed.
"Must you always cause your teachers trouble." Sheena said as she walked through the door. Joniesha turned to greet her big sister-like bestie.
"My life would be so boring without it!" Joniesha said with a smile.
"That's our Jonie..reckless as always." Dawn said as she walked into the room.
"Hello!" Tiffany said under her breath as Keon walked into the room.
"Who is that?!" Tiffany asked.
Darryl glared. "Keon."
"Ohhh Keon! Even his name sounds sexii..his dark chocolate skin just shines doesn't it." Tiffany said.
"He's so jailbait." Krystal said as she walked through the door. Tiffany didn't take her eyes off of Keon.
"What he's a freshmen?" Tiffany asked.
Darryl answered yes.
"Wonderful easy target." She watched as Keon walked to the back of the class..and then as quick as she could blink..Keon had screamed and was standing on one of the tables.
Everyone turned to look at him. Dre glanced down to look at what he was screaming at. "Nigga it's just a few ants."
Everyone starting laughing. Keon slowly got off the table. He moved to the other side of the room and sunk down in his seat.
"You know how to pick 'em Tiff." Rihnay said as she been listening while leaning against to wall.
Tiffany shrugged. "Ok so he doesn't like ants..big deal."
"Tiffany! You see how tall his ass is! What the hell ants gonna do to him!" Joniesha questioned.
Tiffany shrugged. "It coulda been something he suffered as a child."
"What ya'll talking bout." Cici asked as she walked through the door.
"Tiff's new love interest." Rihnay said with a laugh.
Tiffany then took her eyes off of Keon. "Whoa Whoa! Calm down! NO one said anything about love..I don't do that."
Joniesha nodded beside her. "Love is overrated."
"Only because you ladies haven't found the right one." Chicki said as she came through the door.
"Exactly! I co-sign that statement!" Jemi said as she bounced through the door.
"Well where exactly are your men?" Natasha asked as she walked through the door.
Jemi and Chicki hesitated. Tash smiled. "Exactly!"
"Excuse me ladies."
They all turned to watch Brandon walk through. Brandon gave Tiffany a wink as he walked by. Tiffany smiled.
Tash frowned. "What was that about?"
Tiffany glanced over at Tash. "What you mean?"
"That wink he gave you...please don't tell you did it Tiff."
Tiffany then felt uncertain. She was missing something here. "Did what? And what does it matter?"
"Tiff!!! You are really a skank aren't u?! I told you right before summer started that I li-" Tash then stopped what she was saying when she realized everyone was staring at her in the room. Tash then just threw her hands up in the air and went to go sit down.
Tori slowly walked through the door. She kept her eyes on the ground as she went to her seat.
Jemi whispered. "That's our punk ass roommate."
Chicki gasped. "Jemi!!! I am appalled."
Jemi shrugged. "Well she is."
Everyone started snickered..as Trey walked through the door. "What ya'll hoes laughing at?"
Everyone shut up at that instant. They knew what was next. Dawn glanced around the room as did Sheena. Sheena spoke first.
"Now gurls-"
"I think you would be more qualified as a hoe than anybody else in this room don't you think?" Krystal said.
"I heard that you had the Titanic but it couldn't float? Is this true?" Joniesha asked.
"Naw I heard he barely had anything there...looked like a grain of rice in a blanket." Tiffany said.
"Niggas I swear." Monic said as she entered the room. "Always calling females hoes and shyt. Not all of us are like that you know?"
Monic continued to a seat. Trey was standing there trembling with anger.
"Calm down bro! You walked right into that one." Miles said as he walked through the door. "You know how the uptight females get around here."
"Uptight Miles really? I wonder what else is uptight on you that hasn't had release for months." Joniesha said with a smirk.
John strolled in slurping loudly on his Sweet Tea. Brandon yelled across the room. "Nigga I think it's gone!"
Everyone laughed even Tori cracked a smile. Koca walked in saying excuse slapping people in the back of their heads with her laptop. Rihnay had got bopped and was getting ready to say something...before Krys grabbed her arm and shook her head.
Next came in Nori...Domi..and Franee...they had decided to come together since each other was all they knew.
"Aw...well aren't ya'll cute!" BrittBrat called.
" Damn Britt you always gotta insult people." Vivie said as she walked through the door.
"Well i'd take that as a compliment coming from me." Almost everyone in the room rolled their eyes..as Ariel entered waved and went to sit down.
Angel came in next. Miles let out a whistle.
"Miles if u don't shut ur mighty mouse lookin ass up!" Joniesha said. Miles glared but stopped whistling.
"Sorry about that..the men around here are so disrespectful." Joniesha said to Angel.
Angel smiled. "No problem I can deal..name's Angelica by the way."
"Joniesha" As everyone introduced themselves to angel. Elizabeth walked in with Taj a few feet behind her.
"umm..where's the rest of your pants?" Krys asked while staring at the slashes in Taj's jeans.
"Up your ass."
"Aw hell!" Joniesha and Tiff said..as they lurched for Krys before she could reach Taj.
"You don't know me bitch!"
Jay walked in shaking her head thinking to herself how childish people at this school was.
Then Troy walked in..everyone got quiet and went to their seats. Troy walked to the front of the room, and set his briefcase down on his desk. He was dressed rather casually. Joniesha raised her eyebrow at this teacher..hmm..he's not that bad looking either.
"Hello class..welcome to my class..name's Troy..not Mr. Taylor..not Mr. T. just Troy. Everyone got that?"
Everyone said yes. As Troy went on to talk about the class. Joniesha leaned over and whispered to Tiff.
"This one's actually a cutie..I might have crazy fun with him" At that moment something orange flew at Joniesha and Tiff. They both dodged right at the knick of time. Everyone froze.
"Did I say you could talk?" Troy asked. Tiffany glared at Troy, but Joniesha just smiled.
"Was there something you need to ask me?" Troy asked.
"Actually there was." Joniesha said. Troy raised an eyebrow.
"Well ask."
"How do you let your tent down in the morning."
Everyone burst out with laughter..all except Troy. "Everyone stop laughing."
And everyone did.
"I feel like that's none of your business."
"Well I'm quite curious?"
"And I'm quite curious on why your nose is too wide for ur face but I didn't say anything now did i?"
Tiff chuckled. Joniesha glared..but said nothing.
"Was there any more questions?"
Joniesha shook her head No.
"Wonderful!" Troy said with a smile.
Monday, October 26, 2009
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LOL!! Everyone stop talking!!! LOL!!Trey is too reckless, lol! He needs someone to calm him down a bit...I volunteer, lol!
ReplyDeleteThis story is bomb! Love it!!!!
ReplyDeleteI AM ON THE FLOOR DEAD!!!!!!!!!! "HOW DO YOU LET YOUR TENT DOWN IN THE MORNING?"!!!!!!! SWEET GEEZUS!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAND KEON AND THE ANTS!!!!!!!! GIRL THIS IS A GOOD STORY CAN'T WAIT FOR THE REST
this was the funniest chapter!LMAOOOOOO!!!..wit them damn ants!!!..well, yall saw his pants yesterday right!..those were the new ant protector pants!..DONT CLOWN!..he kno what he doin!
ReplyDelete...BWAHAHAHAHA @ Troy! Oh I can't deal, he is too much for me. Keon need to stop actin' like a lil you know. Carry some ant spray and go on with your life, goodness. This Taj is stirring up trouble and I have a feeling it's gonna hit the fan in a MAJOR way very soon.
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